Harry Potter Ice Cream Dreams
by Helianthus11

J.K. Rowling’s magic is ageless. Despite the fact that the Harry Potter series has been categorized as children's literature, it seems there is a universal appeal to all ages. It's not only children who crowd the bookstores, often wearing costumes, when a new Harry Potter book is released. Adults, as well as children, are mad for Harry Potter!

What else but Harry Potter could cause people of all ages to queue up and wait patiently, in a very long line?

Ice Cream!

In the lull before Half-Blood Prince was released, some of us in the forums indulged in some giddy good fun, and imagined a list of Harry Potter Ice Cream Flavors, a la Ben and Jerry's. Inspired by the shimmering summer heat (and the dearth of fresh viewpoints and theories right before Book 6,) our thread members engaged in a playful listing of names we'd like to see for Harry Potter related ice cream, and attendant confectionary. Following are some of the titles of our collective Harry Potter Ice Cream Flavor Brain Freeze!

We encourage you to grab a spoon and enjoy the results, but please make your selections carefully. Madam Pomfrey won't thank us for overcrowding her hospital wing.

The Flavors:

Current Customer Favorites:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Cone
Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Ice Cream (a risk with every scoop!)
Peanut Potter and Jellyslugs
Rockwood Road
Hogwarts Treacle Pudding
Berry Potter and the Waffler's Cone

Nutty

Accio Pistachio
Hazelnut Howler
Whomping Walnut
Pansy Pecan Pasty
Butterbeer Butter Pecan
Pince's Pecan Minces
Malfoy Chips Ahoy Azkaban Butter-Pecan

Freezer Burn/Today's Featured Flavors!

Snape's Nasty Pumpkin Pasty
Cho's River of Tears Butterbeer Float
Pesky Pixie Pest Spumoni
Molly Polyjuice Potion
Dudley's Demented Divinity Dollops
Quidditch World Custard

Fruity

Grawp Grape
Very Very Goyle Berry
Riddikulus Raspberry
Orange Obliviate...uh...um...what?
Crabbe Berry
Peeves' Raspberry
Weasley Watermelon
Potion Master's Peach
Lavender's Giggly Grape
Harry Berry
Mundungus Melon Mousse
Fruity Loopy Luna
Brooding Blueberry Krum-ble
Siriusly Strawberry

Nauseating

Moldy Voldy
Buckbeak Ferret Flavored
Moaning Myrtle's Curdled Custard
Sour Severus
Squishy Squid's Sherbet
Wizard Gizzards Blizzard
Ginny's Fresh Pickled Toad A La Mode

Revolting

Padfoot Surprise (watch your step!)
Moaning Myrtle Swirl
Aberforth's Avada Cadaver Crunch

Restricted Section (caution: YKW is named here!)

Voldemort Treacle Tort
Mudblood Melange
Ton-Tongue Toffee
Voldemort Killa Vanilla
Shamefully Seamus' Sherbet
Sizzlingly Sinister Sinistra's Sherbet
Madam Pince's Restricted Section Curdled Blood Confection

Favorite Characters Flavors

Dumbledore Crumblemore
Firenze's Blue Moon
Snuffles' Truffle
Luna Luscious Lime
Nutty Neville Nougat Nut
Cho's Crying Chocolate
Hermione Hummus
Centaur Coconut
Malfoy Moose Tracks
Potty-Wee-Peppermint-Potter
Ickle-Treacle-Ronnikins Ripple
Sub-Lime Hermione Sherbet
We Adore Dumbledore Real Lemon Sorbet
Sir Cadogan's Will Be All Gone Neopolitan
Blaise Zabini's Spumoni
Hermione Hallabaloo
Hagrid's Monster Munch
Chubby Chunky Duddikins
Double Trouble Fudge (no kidding, right?!)
Pettigrew Pumpkin
Dobby's Delightful Dairy Dream
Fulminant Fudge
Harry's Broken Heart Treacle Tart
Molly's Marvelous Mocha
Honey-duke's and Fudge
Longbottom's Forget-Me-Not Berry (lots of fruit on the bottom)
Double Bubble Burst
Arabella's Figgy Pudding Pie
Fizzing Whizbee Cream
Harry Potter's Chamber of Nougats
McGonagall's Transfiguration Mint Chip
Dragons and Unicorns and Thestrals, Oh My!
Cedric's Sincerely Wonderful Strawberry
Maxine's To The Max Rocky Road

Thanks for joining us! Hope we didn't spoil your dinner.